In a previous life, I like to think I would have worked in an old-fashioned bordello, like the lovely one in the film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.  I just love the cheerful attitude toward customer service, and who can fail to adore the gorgeous Dolly Parton who played the madam, and sang most of the songs.  (Yes, it’s a musical, but don’t let that put you off).  If you haven’t seen the movie, hire a copy from somewhere.  Be warned though, although it’s wonderful, all the escorts do get rescued at the end.

I loved all the corsets, and other lingerie, and some of the frocks were very cute too, and even though it was made in the early 80s, the familiar theme of moralistic arseholes trying to close down brothels means that it hasn’t really dated.  There was the supposed happy ending, which I would have done differently, and I would have made sure that the moralistic arsehole wouldn’t have been successful in any way, shape or form and would have got more of his comeuppance, but all in all, it’s a sweet film and I enjoyed it a lot.

And as far as being easy to put on and take off, this one has to be the easiest of all.  I just undo the lacing at my cleavage and clip apart the four or five little hooks that fit together.  I think this corset is my new favourite one, besides the black one.

The other cool thing is that I always love to add anything lace over top to add the extra strumpet factor and it is so easy to do that with this corset.

I have a lace thing with a thigh-high slit surrounded by a little ruffle, if you could call it a slit, which is fun to wear over top of this red bustier, and it is super easy to take off.  In the top picture I am wearing another little lace chemise, the one with a little pink bow positioned at the cleavage, but the long one with the ruffle around the hem is more suitable for any lady of the night who is about to entertain a man in her boudoir.  It just screams “HARLOT” a lot more loudly.

As well as that, being a Cantabrian now, naturally I want to support our men by wearing our colours, red and black.  I just thought of that now, but surely it’s as valid as anything else I have written.  Seriously though, how can any Canterbury supporters help not feeling cheered by a lady wearing a delicious foundation garment such as this in team colours?

I have so many pieces of lingerie now, that I could be posting about it forever, so maybe I should spare any readers from now on.

I can do an elegant frock if I want to but right now I am just enjoying the trollop look so much.  It is not sophisticated one bit, but right now I can’t be bothered with taking myself too seriously, where is the fun in that?

Nothin' too high-toned, Just lots of goodwill and maybe one small thrill, But there's nothin' dirty goin' on. Share on X

That’s one of the many things that I loved about the film The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.  Dolly Parton’s character, Miss Mona, made sex work and sex workers look like they were having a grand old time.  “Nothin’ too high-toned, Just lots of goodwill and maybe one small thrill, But there’s nothin’ dirty goin’ on“.  It sounds so wholesome, I just love that.  Long live happy hookers.