Since I have been advertising in the Press, I have been very happy with the lovely clients who have come to see me.  My phone does not ring too much, but my advertisement in the local newspaper’s Escorts column has supplied me with a steady stream of the sort of client that it is a pleasure to look after.

I have had lots of other texts and calls too, from other advertisers offering me free online listings or ads, or free trials of this and that, but because I have this little blog with a few photos, I haven’t really felt the need to advertise elsewhere online.

There is also the issue of ownership and control of my media, which turns a bit grey if other sites are using my images and as well as that, I was not really sure if I want to draw any nationwide attention to myself, in that this could risk that I may be accidentally discovered by loved ones in other areas of the country who would otherwise have no business reading the escorts column of a newspaper in a city in which they do not reside.

And then, how should I describe myself?  I prefer to use as few words as possible really.  My tagline is sizzling natural redhead.  My images, the details and prices section, these blog posts and my video probably speak volumes about me already.

I’ve looked at some other ads, and there are a few terms which recur endlessly which I will be avoiding.  For example, I would never describe myself as “well-educated” although a number of working girls do, and it’s great that we have so many who are taking care of themselves academically.  However, until I earn a PhD or a Masters degree, I will not describe myself as well-educated.  I wonder if describing oneself as being well-educated may also be in reference to having been educated at so-called Good Schools.  I was too though, and frankly, they’re not all that.  In actual fact, I went off the rails as a teenager and dropped out of school early, but that does not mean that I am not intelligent, and neither am I claiming to be excessively so.  I do have the occasional deep and meaningful with a client, but mostly they are there to have fun in the form of pure, unadulterated pleasure, and I can definitely help with that.  So my education is not really relevant.

A quick wit on the other hand and an irreverent sense of humour is always an asset, and I like to think I have those in spades.  But putting those in an escort’s description does not seem appropriate.  If I was advertising myself on a dating website, saying that sort of thing would be par for the course.

And of course, there is the riddle of GFE.  I imagine there are endless debates on what the term means, and I have touched on it in my blog post about sex work in the days before it became decriminalised.  Of course I do all that!  Basically I am an old-fashioned good time gal, who likes a laugh and a great time with a fun guy.  As I answer the door when my client arrives, I am anticipating a fabulous time and I’m in the mood for sex, as if we are about to go out on a Saturday night date, but in this case we are getting straight to the bedroom part.

I suppose there is the kinky stuff.  Do I do this and that and a bit of role play?  I had a call from someone asking if I did domme services.  I told him I liked the idea of putting on my retro apron with breasts escaping over the top of my pinny and getting out my wooden spoon for a bit of matronly discipline.  He seemed to like that idea, but anything beyond that I am happy to leave to a professional dominatrix – remember Peter Plumley Walker?  And of course, I love the idea of being a naughty secretary.  However, and this could give the show away once and for all about my real life identity: it is well-known among my friends and former lovers that my ultimate sexual fantasy would be to play a rather rambunctious nurse.  Can you believe, of all things, that I have never indulged myself in my own sexual fantasy?  Mental note: must get myself a nurse’s uniform.  Surely some lovely gent would enjoy coming in and being attended to by Nurse Amber.  Imagine the fun we could have…

It does seem like hard work figuring all this out, writing a description, so I’ll leave that to the online advertisers I am trying out.  All I know is that men who love redheads love being with me: I am fun, bawdy, saucy, fiery and very, very horny – all the stereotypes.  I have yet to meet a lover of Titian beauty who I could not hit it off with.  Can I say that in my ad?